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“A good marriage is where both people feel like they’re getting the better end of the deal.” ~Anne Lamott (Joe Jones)
“Define yourself radically as one beloved by God. This is the true self. Every other identity is illusion.” ~Brennan Manning
Piglet sidled up to Pooh from behind. “Pooh?” he whispered.
“Yes, Piglet?”
“Nothing,” said Piglet, taking Pooh’s hand.
“I just wanted to be sure of you.” ~A.A. Milne (Winnie the Pooh)
“Love is not a feeling, it’s an ability.” ~Dan in Real Life, the film
“Love is never wrong and so it never dies.” ~The Lion King 2, the film
“Live like you were dying, Love because you are.” ~Mark Green
“Love is how you stay alive, even after you are gone.” ~Mitch Albom
“Love is always open arms. If you close your arms about love you will find that you are left holding only yourself.” ~Leo Buscaglia
“There’s a crack (or cracks) in everyone…that’s how the light of God gets in.” ~Elizabeth Gilbert
“Can miles truly separate you from friends… If you want to be with someone you love, aren’t you already there?” ~Richard Bach
“I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear.” ~Martin Luther King, Jr.
“A woman’s heart should be so hidden in God that a man has to seek Him just to find her.” ~Max Lucado
“Hate the sin, love the sinner.” ~Mahatma Gandhi
“Some people care too much. I think it’s called love.” ~ A.A. Milne (Winnie-the-Pooh)
“Sometimes love means letting go when you want to hold on tighter.” ~Melissa Marr
“Where there is great love, there are always miracles.” ~Willa Cather
“Love is not a because, it’s a no matter what.” ~Jodi Picoult (Second Glance)
“Sometimes God allows what he hates to accomplish what he loves.” ~Joni Eareckson Tada (The God I Love)
“Love is a choice.” ~Gary Chapman
“No hatred.” ~ Corrie ten Boom (The Hiding Place)
Although many women claim to find them naff, researchers have found that almost two thirds actually like it when a guy uses one on them.

Almost four in ten women have gone out with a man who approached them using a cheesy line, with one in ten even going on to have a long-term relationship with them.

The survey also revealed that 59 per cent of women think a man using a chat-up line shows he has a great sense of humour, with another 58 per cent saying it shows he is confident also.

One in twenty women even reckon they would be MORE likely to go out with a guy if they came out with a chat-up line to impress them.

And another 64 per cent would date a guy who used a corny line to chat them up if he was attractive.

Kat McClure, UK Country Manager for online casino mrgreen.com, said: ”For years, chat-up lines have been seen as desperate and something only a brave few men would dare to try.

”But it seems that they could actually be the best way to a woman’s heart.

”Women like a guy with a good sense of humour, and a good chat-up line can be a great way of displaying that men have one.

”It also takes confidence to pull off a successful chat-up line, which is another quality that can leave many women feeling weak at the knees.

”However, with the reputation chat-up lines have, it is going to take a brave guy to give it a go, but as long as you keep it light-hearted and don’t take it too seriously, you could find you are in luck.”

The study of 3,000 Brits also revealed men are still using a classic chat-up line to break the ice, with one in five believing they are a good way to approach a woman.

Four in ten admit they come out with a cheesy line on a regular basis to try and get a date with a girl and more than eight per cent of men even think they would have more success with the ladies if they used chat-up lines more often.

Researchers also revealed the chat-up lines men rely on to get the girl, with ‘Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?’ coming out on top.

Second place went to ‘Apart from being beautiful, what do you do for a living?’ followed by ‘Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?’

‘Nice dress, it’d look good on my bedroom floor’ and ‘I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?’ completed the top five.

Other classic lines to feature in the poll include, ‘Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?’ and ‘I seem to have lost my number, can I have yours instead?’

Kat from mrgreen.com added: ”Chat-up lines may be cheesy but it looks like the mark of a true gent here in UK could be his opening one-liner after all.”