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It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

To some - marriage is a word ... to others - a sentence.

My wife tells me I'm a skeptic - but I don't believe a word she says.

Let's talk about rights and lefts. You're right so I left.

When the TV repairman got married the reception was excellent.

An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

My dog swallowed my engagement ring. I ended up with a diamond in the ruff.

What do you call a melon that's not allowed to get married? Can't elope.

To many girls the word 'marriage' has a nice ring to it.

With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.

When they bought a water bed, the couple started to drift apart.

Two florists got married. It was an arranged marriage.

Two nuclear technicians got married. She was radiant and he was glowing.

She was the apple of his eye and he liked to sit down be cider.

The Irish lass was disappointed with the engagement ring from her fiance because it was a sham rock.

He who hogs the sheets is usually very wrapped up in himself.

I have a high fidelity phone - it can only call my wife's number.

The two pianists had a good marriage. They always were in a chord.

Soon after Sam and Ella got married they experienced food poisoning.

Some men view marriage as a matter of wife and debt.

Love can be a touchy subject.

Two fonts, Arial and Calibri, were in the midst of a bad breakup. Calibri said, 'I'm sorry, you're personality is too bold.' Arial responded, 'You're just not my type...'
I support both of my wives very well. I think that's big o' me.
Pre-arranged marriages pre-pair people for the future.

When he gave his wife a necklace he got a chain reaction.

They argued about their vacation and finally stayed at the last resort.

A husband and wife argued over the weather, but it soon blew over.

When a psychic showed me the girl I'll marry, it was love at second sight.

His wife loved pottery making but for him it was just kiln time.

Two cannon balls got married and had BB's.

Two wrongs can make a riot.

Instead of engaging in my own hobbies, my wife has me constantly helping her in her garden. I guess you could say I am pistil whipped.

Too many little Digs sends a marriage to an early Grave.

I don't recommend dating bridge builders, they have truss issues.

They were a fastidious couple. She was fast, he was tedious.

The bridegroom got to the church when he was supposed to. He was at the rite place at the rite time.

I pricked my finger badly while trying to find a needle in my wife's sewing box. It was a crewel turn of events.

His wife asked him to remove a picture from over the fireplace. It was an off-the-wall remark.

A husband who thinks he is as solid as a rock may have a wife who wishes he was a little bolder.

A bartender's marriage was on the rocks so he took a cheap shot.