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DUNIA me reh ke sapno me kho jao,

KISIKO apna banalo YA kisi ke ho jao,

AGAR kuch bhi nahi hota to DON'T WORRY,

Chaadar takiya lo aur so jao.

Good Night

Tofani barish mein rat ko,

shop per 1 admi pizza lenay aaya

SHOPKEEPER: Aap married hein?

Admin:Is tofani barish mein kia

meri maa mujhey pizza lenay bhejay gi?

Agar manzil ko pana hai

to hosla sath rakhna,

Agar pyar ko pana hay

to aetbar sath rakhna,

Agar hamesha muskurana hay

to DAANT saaf rakhna

1 ameer larki ko scheel me gharib

khandan pe essay likhne ko kaha gaya.

Essay:1 gharib khandan tha, baap gharib, maa gharib, bachay gharib,

khandaan me 4 nauker they,wo bhi gharib,car bhi tuti hoi thi.

unka gharib driver bachon ko usi toti car mein school chor k aata tha.

bachon k paas purane mobile thay. bache hafte me 3 bar hi chicken khatay thay.

ghar mein sirf 4 2nd hand a.c thay.

sara khandan bari mushkil se aish kar raha tha:D

Aaj kuch ghabraye se lagte ho,

Thand mein kapkapaye se lagte ho,

Nikhar kar aayi hai surat aapki,

Bahut dino baad nahaye se lagte ho

?Good Morning?

Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo

sirf ek bar..

December ki wo yaden mujhe lota do,

wo bhegi bhegi ratain,

wo haseen lamhaat,

jub tum mere bilkul qareb aaker,

ankhon me ankhain dalkar,

jub tum ne..

kaha!

Aande lee loo, garam aande

Larka: aik larki ko cherte huwe kahta hai k jan-e-man is dil mai a jao.

Larki: sandil utaroo kia?????Larka:jan-e-man ye dil hai koi masjid nahi sandil pahan kar hi ajao.

Kisi nay dil badal liya,

Kisi nay dharkan badl li,

Aap k paas kuch nahin tha badalnay ko,

aap nay masjid main ja kar chappal badal li:p

Samandar Bhar Syllabus Hota Hai

Nadi Bhar Parh Pate Hein

Balti Barh Yad Rehta Hai

Chuloo Bhar Number Ate Hein

Jis Mein Hum Doob Jatey Hain

Sardar ki wife inspecter se!

Mera husband ek hafte pehle aalo

lene gaya tha abhi tak wapis nahi aaya:-(

Inspector bhi sardar tha bola:-

to behan kuch or paka lo:-)

75 year old lady ne newspaper me add diya,

"Zarorut-e-rishta"

7 din k baad ek letter aaya

"Amma is umer mein rishtay nahin,

Farishtay aatay hain"

Teacher:kG class ke bachhe se,

1 se 10 tak gino, me aapko KISS karungi...

BACCHA: 1 SE 100 tak ginu to kya package hai..

Ek Bar Nahi Yeh Dill Sou Baar Hai Toota...

Par Shoq Mohobbat Ka Ab Tak Na Choota... :P :*

Dil se bolun ik bat main sachi.!

Hum Tum ik raftaar k panchi.!

Dosti ye hamari hogi na kabhi kuchi.!

Teri photo se to meri negative hi Achi.!:-)

ISHQ da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae,

waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae,

mehboob aave ya na aave

par taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae!

Porpose karne ka naya style.

Porpose karne ka naya style..! Chand ko toor donga, Suraj ko phor donga, Tu ek bar bar haan karde buss.. Pahli wali ko chor donga!

Love sms sawal ka jawab yes or no

Ager dum hai tu is sawal ka jawab yes or no me deke batao ... .... ... kya aapko pagalpan ke dure padhne band ho gaye hai?

Love sms zindagi k sath bhi , zindagi ke baad bhi!

Our FRIENDSHIP is not like NIKE- just do it, not like PEPSI- yeh dil mange more,not like WILLS- made 4 each other , But like LIC- zindagi k sath bhi , zindagi ke baad bhi!

Love sms Love Kya Hai

Love kho to do lafz, mano to bandagi, socho to gehra sager, dubo to zindagi, kro to asan, nibhao to mushkil, bikhre to sara zamana, simte to sirf tum.

Love sms Jab hum ne unse pooncha, Sapnna kya hota hain

Jab hum ne unse pooncha, Sapnna kya hota hain to unhone kaha, Bandh aankhon mein jo apna hota hain khuli aankhon mein wohi sapna hota hain.

Love sms D se Dosti D se Dushman

D se Dosti D se Dushmani D se Dill D se Dill lagi D se Dewana D se Dewangi D se Dharkan D se Dar D se Dekha app ko D se Dream mein Phir B se Bekrar ho ker M se Message ker dala app ko

Love sms subah ko yaad aayi to miss kiya,

subah ko yaad aayi to miss kiya,dopar ko yaad aayi to bahut miss kiya,shaam ko yaad aayi to heart ne skip kiya ,aur jab jaan pe ban aayi to aap ko sms kiya.

Love sms Ek sapna-Kisi apne se milna

Ek sapna-Kisi apne se milna,Ek ittefaq-Aapka humari zindagi mein aana,Ek haqiqat- Aap se dosti karna aur,Ek tamanna -Dosti ko zindagi bhar nibhana.....

Love sms Height of selfishnes.

Height of selfishnes. Arz kiya hai, woh aaye hamare kabar per diya bujha gaye, Baki jo tail tha diya main sara sir pe laga gaye!

Love sms Tu bada hi sweet hai re

Abe o burai ke resgulle, Pap ki berfi , Bewafa ke laddu, Matlabi chuski,Badmashi ke pedhe, Jhoot ke kalakand.. Tu bada hi sweet hai re..

Love sms Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya.

Taza hawa ka jhoka aaya.. Khushbu teri sath laya...Phir mere dil me khayal aaya...Ke lagta hay ki...Aaj bhi tu.. Nahi "NAHAYA"

Love smsHar koi pyaar k liye tarapta

Har koi pyaar k liye tarapta hai,Har koi pyaar k liye rota hai mere pyaar ko ghalat nahi samjhna dost pyaar to doston mein bhi hota hai.By Mudassir

Love smsDOsti gunah hai to hone na

DOsti gunah hai to hone na dena Dosti Khuda hai to khone na dena karte ho dosti jab kisi se to us Dost ko kabhi rone na dena. By Mudassir

Love smsmujhy raat achi lagti hai lakin din nahin

Mujhy raat achi lagti hai lakin din nahin

Mujhy phool achay lagtay hain lakin khushboo nahin

mujhy log achy lagtay hain lakin duniya nahin

mujhy sher achay lagtay hain lakin shairee nahin

mujhy tum achay lagty ho lakin tum nahin "Sirf Tum" By Tooba

Love sms har dua kubul nahi hoti,

har dua kubul nahi hoti,

har aarzu puri nahi hoti,

jinke dil mein \"aap\"jaise dost rahte ho,

unke liye dhadakne bhi zaruri nahihoti.....By Ranjit

Love smsHar baat ka jawab inkar nahin hota

Har baat ka jawab inkar nahin hota

Har jaga rukna intazar nahin hota

Yun to milti hein hazaron se nazrein

Her nazar ka milna magar pyar nahin hota By Masood Ahmed

Love smsShah jahan ne kaha Taj Mehal dekh kar

Shah jahan ne kaha Taj Mehal dekh kar

her khirki ,

her darwaza dekh kar

her kamra

her daalaan dekh kar

Maan kasam ! bahot kharcha ho giya By Tooba

Love smsJis din se juda vo humse hue

Jis din se juda vo humse hue

is dil ne dharkna chor diya

hai chaand ka mooh bhi utra utra

taaro ne chamkna chor diya