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According to my parents,

Every problem has only

one solution,

“Just throw away the damn phone”

Height of flirting of

ENGINEERS

Teachr: Where is ur Asignmnt

book?

Stdnt:Mam, I lost it While

fighting

wid

stdnts who said dat u r not d

most

beautiful

teachr in dis college. =P =D

When a woman loves you, you are a husband

When a few women love you, you are a man

When many women love you, you are a lover

When hundreds of women love you, you are an idol

When thousands of women love you, you are a leader

But,

When all the women in the world love you, you are not human… You are a diamond, gold, a rupee, a dollar, a euro, or a yen

1999 Kids : I want my bed near Window

to see the moon&stars.

2013 Kids : I want my bed near the

mobile charging slot

Help-desk guy speaking to a lady user …

Help-desk : double click on “My Computer”.

Lady : I can’t see your computer..

Help-desk : No .. Click on “My Computer” on your computer.

Lady : How the hell can I click on your computer from my computer ??? !!

Help-desk : There is an icon labelled “My Computer” on your computer .. double click on it.

Lady : What the hell is your computer doing on my computer

Teacher: ?Johnny, Im Glad To See Your Writing Has Improved.?

Johnny: ?Thank You?

Teacher: ?Now, Finally,

I Can See How Bad Your Spellings Are!!!?

Question by a student !!

If a single teacher can’t

teach us all the subjects,

Then…

How could you expect a single student

to learn all subjects ?.

Adam[man] and Eve[woman] were the first human beings in the world

one fine day eve asked Adam' do you love me'

Adam said 'do i have another choice'

Employee : Boss, you called me?

Boss : Yes, go to home and make love with your wife.

Employee : (After an hour) ,done sir

Boss : Do it again.

Employee : Done again, sir.

Boss : Do it once more

Employee : Now I don't have

stamina for it, sir.

Boss : Very good,here are my car

keys, drop my daughter at home.