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Because love is funny strange, but it's also funny ha-ha.

1. "You can't put a price tag on love. But if you could, I'd wait for it to go on sale." — Hussein Nishah

2. "I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough." — Russell Brand

3. "I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." — Rita Rudner

4. "I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?" — Jean Illsley Clarke

5. "Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing." — Natasha Leggero

6. "I'm now making a Jewish porno film. 10% sex, 90% guilt." — Henny Youngman

7. "My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me." — Garry Shandling

8. "Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in." — Richard Jeni

9. "If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?" — Lily Tomlin

10. "Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can call yourself a beginner." — Jerry Seinfeld

11. "My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on." — Joan Rivers

12. "Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family." — Chelsea Handler

13. "Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there." — George Burns

14. "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." — Groucho Marx

15. "Love is the answer, but while you're waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions." — Woody Allen

16. "If you can stay in love for more than two years, you're on something." — Fran Lebowitz

17. "Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers." — Richard Pryor

18. "There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments." — Chris Rock

19. "My wife was afraid of the dark... then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light." — Rodney Dangerfield

20. "I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the time he killed himself." — Johnny Carson

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.

Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.

You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.

Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener

Trying to forget someone you love is like trying to remember someone you never met.

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.

Love at first sight is possible, but it pays to take a second look.

It’s better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.

Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.

You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover’s arms can only come later when you’re sure they won’t laugh if you trip.

All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt!

Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.

You know it’s love when you want to keep holding hands even after you’re sweaty.

The four most important words in any marriage… I’ll do the dishes.

Nothing spoils romance so much as a sense of humour in the woman.

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.

One good thing about Internet dating: you’re guaranteed to click with whomever you meet.

An archeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.

Love is being stupid together.

You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.