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Love? A blip on the monitor of involuntary human response. A hiccup of emotion when compared with envy, hatred, lust.

LUCIEN LaCROIX, Forever Knight, "Be My Valentine" (1995)

Ahhh, love...it's such a powerful and stupid thing.

NIGEL, Rio (2011)

Even in the darkest soul, there's always hope. People want to believe in something greater. And it may be easier to hate, but it's stronger to love.

CLARK KENT, Smallville, "Finale" (2011)

Do not pity the dead...pity the living. And above all, those who live without love.

Power comes with the absence of love. Love drains us of our strength. We never learn, do we?

LUCIEN LaCROIX, Forever Knight, "Be My Valentine" (1995)

Love...the most delicious emotion of all.

THE DEVIL, Brimstone (1998)

Love is there if you want it to be. You just have to see that it's wrapped in beauty and hidden away in between the seconds of your life. If you don't stop for a minute, you might miss it.

BEN WILLIS, Cashback (2006)

Love is a funny thing. One minute we run from it denying it's very existence, the next we coddle it like a newborn child. No matter when, why or how, love will find you.

JEREMY O'CONNOR, Love Disease (2000)

Love isn't some treasure that needs finding, it's something that just happens; to anyone, at any given moment; to even the most skeptical minds. It's a magical feeling to be in love, that's why it hurts so much to fall out of it. The spell wears off. But the hurt, the agony, the betrayal we find in lost love, is outweighed ten fold by the delight we discover within it.

Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."

"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."-

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.

Those are my principles. If you don't like them I have others.

I'm not anti-social, I just don't like you"

"Don't talk to me, when I'm talking to myself"

"Home isn't where the heart is, home is a place you go where they have to let you in"

"We are all going to hell, and I am driving the bus"

"You can't make someone love you. All you can do is

stalk them & hope they panic & give in."

"You shouldn't compare yourself to others they are more screwed up than you think."

"We are responsible 4 what we do unless we are celebrities."

"The people you care most about in life are taken from u 2 soon & all the less important ones never go away."

"I can either be your best friend or your worst enemy".

We crush the caterpillars then complain there are no butterflies

"Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic."

I'm not a tease, Im just a reminder of what you can't have

**If it doesn't fit force it, if it breaks it needed replaced anyway**

"I hold the key to world peace, but somebody changed the lock!"

The grass may be greener on the other side but at least you dont have to mow it

"A person who aims at nothing is sure to hit it."

"An honest answer can get you into a lot of trouble."

"A celebrity is a person who works hard all his life to become well known, then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized."

"Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead."

"Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyways."

You know what they say: A spoon full of sugar helps the medicine go down but what if you're diabetic?."

"I don't want to achieve immortality thru my work. I want to achieve immortality thru not dying"

Money can't buy happiness; it can, however, rent it.

The fellow who thinks he knows it all is especially annoying to those of us who do

Ugliness is superior to beauty because it lasts.

None of us can boast about the morality of our ancestors. The records do not show that Adam and Eve were married.

I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks

A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light.

Either the wallpaper goes or I do

Always borrow money from a pessimist; they don't expect to be paid back

Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from two, it's research

A day without sunshine is like night.

Don't give other people a piece of your mind unless you can afford it.

Foresight is knowing when to shut your mouth before someone suggests it.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

If you hear an onion ring, answer it.

Is the glass half empty, half full, or twice as large as it needs to be?

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change

A metaphor is like a simile.

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Some poems rhyme

Teenagers are people who express a burning desire to be different by dressing exactly alike.

Good friends will help you move. REALLY good friends will help you move bodies."

It's hard to make predictions, especially about the future."

Life is hard. Its even harder if youre stupid."

"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you."

"I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."

"Lies circle the earth while Truth is still trying to put on its shoes."

I wanna be different just like everyone else

Thou shall not kill. Thou shall not commit adultery. Don't eat pork. I'm sorry, what was that last one?? Don't eat pork. God has spoken. Is that the word of God or is that pigs trying to outsmart everybody?

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt

I believe that imagination is more important than knowledge.

You can't argue with a sick mind

A man is not complete until he is married... Then he's finished

You're only young once, but you can be immature the rest of your life

My boyfriend said; "If you loved me you wouldn't drink so much", I said; "If I didn't drink so much I probably wouldn't love you."

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke

Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them

Mean people rule!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing

Where there's a will, I want to be in it!

Jesus is coming, everyone look busy

Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks your an asshole

God must love stupid people, he made so many

I souport publik edekasion

Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT

I'll slap you like a red headed stepchild!

REHAB is for quitters

TRESPASSERS WILL BE SHOT... SURVIVORS WILL BE SHOT AGAIN!

Every piece of paper has two good sides... Unless you use magic marker then you're fucked

When faced with a difficult task, pass it on to a lazy person and he'll figure out an easier way to accomplish it.

"Dont underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers"

"If winners never quit and quitters never win then who came up with the saying 'quit while you're ahead'?"

If God dwells inside us like some people say, I sure hope he likes enchiladas, because that's what he's getting.

Whats this bout rowing gently down the stream? What do you think us rowers are? Pansies? HELL NO! Catch us if you can!

A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be in the next cell saying "that was fucking awesome

What do sheep count when they can't sleep?

"Boys are like roses, watch out for the pricks...

Stoners live and stoners die, and at the end they all get high, then soon the don't succeed, FUCK IT ALL LETS SMOKE SOME WEED!

*Fighting for peace is like f***in for virginity*

It takes 42 muscles to frown and only four to extend my middle finger and tell you to bite me.

I wasn't kissing him, I was just telling his lips a secret!

Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

God created men first, cause you always makes a rough draft before a masterpiece!

Heaven won't have me and hells afraid I'll take over!

Guys are like slinkies its always fun to watch them fall down the stairs

A wise monkey never monkies w/ another monkey's monkey!

***Everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the privilege***

~*~One day your prince will come, mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is 2 stubborn to ask for directions~*~

Last night I was looking at the stars and I was wondering where the heck is my ceiling!

Did you fall down the ugly tree and hit every branch on your way down!

*They say true love hides behind every Corner...I must be walking in Circles! *

Im an angel! Honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo up straight!

4 out of 5 voices in my head say go back to sleep

FOR ALL OF YOU WHO TALK ABOUT ME THANKS FOR MAKING ME THE CENTER OF YOUR WORLD!

I can only please one person per day, today is not your day and tomorrow doesn't look good either.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

I am not a player...I'm the game

I'm not a blonde! I'm knot! I'm knot! I'm knot!

East to the Sea, West to the Lands, Death to the girl who touches my Man!

I Know I'm Not Perfect, but I'm So Close it scares me~! ~

I smile because I have no idea what is going on

*See my halo* *Bright n shiny* *Mess w/me* *I'll kick your hiney*

I dont need Your Attitude, I Have One of My Own

****I'm not weird! I'm gifted****

You're only bad if you're caught... So that makes me a good girl, RIGHT!

He broke my heart, so I broke his jaw

~What a shame...looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks!

**Friends don't let friends drink and take home ugly men**

**I ran into my ex the other day.... Put in reverse, AND HIT HIM AGAIN! **

IF YOU HATE ME, I LOVE YOU TOO IT ISN'T MY FAULT IM CUTER THAN YOU ARE