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Is your heart bursting forth with love? Want to shout out to the whole world about how sweet your love is? Cute love quotes will help you to express loving thoughts about love, and as well as make you laugh with hilarity.

Whether you've just fallen head over heels in love, at the beginning stage of your relationship, or you just want to bask in the joy of your love, let these cute love quotes reflect your romantic and humorous side.

Let these humorous quotes about love give you something funny to smile about. Share these quotes with your family and friends so that they have something to smile about too.

There's many ways to bring joy and fun to your love relationship. Sending a bouquet of roses with a loving message when your lover is feeling down is romantic. Sending a love poem or writing one yourself is a hugely romantic gesture. Writing a wonderful love letter works also. Using a thesaurus and picking out descriptive words to describe the best sides of your sweetheart work amazingly well too.

Another method is to use cute love quotes in your Valentine's Day cards, emails and messages to bring a certain playful tone into your relationship. Make your girlfriend or boyfriend feel loved and cherished.

Add a dash of romance with these quotes and simply let the warmth of cute love quotes envelope you.

List of 10 Best Cute Love Quotes

1) "Other men have seen angels, But I have seen thee, And thou art enough." - G. Moore

2)"I'm not rushing into being in love. I'm finding fourth grade hard enough." - Regina 'Age 10'

3) "I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox." - Woody Allen

4) "A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous." - Ingrid Bergman

5) "I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up." - Barbara Bush

6) "Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love." - Albert Einstein

7) "We don't believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack." - Marie E. Eschenbach

8) "Women are made to be loved, not understood." - Oscar Wilde

9) "At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet." - Plato

10) "Love is like an hour glass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties." - Jules RenordA collection of the best "About me" funny status updates. One-liners to use as your Facebook Status, for Tweets, or on your profile page.

A great collection of cute and hilarious quotes and phrases to tell your online friends something amusing about yourself!

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I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. ~Walt Disney

I love you like crazy, baby 'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. ~Pixie Foudre

I never knew how to worship until I knew how to love. ~Henry Ward Beecher

I love you not because I need you, I need you because I love you. ~Philippos

I love you, not only for what you are, but for what I am when I am with you. ~Roy Croft

I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my soul can reach. ~Elizabeth Barrett Browning

I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you. ~ Unknown Author

I may not get to see you as often as I like. I may not get to hold you in my arms all through the night. But deep in my heart I truly know, you're the one that I love, and I can't let you go. ~Unknown Author

I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas, and put on my prayers. Turned off the bed, and hopped into the light, all because you kissed me good night. ~Unknown Author

I learned the real meaning of love. Love is absolute loyalty. People fade, looks fade, but loyalty never fades. You can depend so much on certain people, you can set your watch by them. And that's love, even if it doesn't seem very exciting.~Sylvester Stallone

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I want to be your favorite hello and your hardest goodbye. ~Unknown Author

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. ~Groucho Marx

I sold my memoirs of my love life to Parker Brothers and they are going to make a game out of it. ~Woody Allen

If a star fell each time I thought about you then the moon would truly realise what loneliness is really like. ~Unknown Author

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry. ~Rita Rudner

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. ~David Bissonette

I wish I had the guts to walk away from what we had. But I can't because I know you won't come after me, and that's what hurts the most. ~Unknown Author

I was married for nine years. Eight of those years were very passionate. But… well, passion's a mild word for it, really. It's… well, it was more like war. ~Alan Bates

If I could be any part of you, I'd be your tears. To be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips. ~Unknown Author.

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I was finally getting over you and actually believing I didn't need you. I was finally accepting you had another girl. Then you smiled at me and ruined it all. ~Unknown Author

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? ~ Unknown Author

If music be the food of love, play on... ~William Shakespeare

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? ~Edith Ann

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? ~Unknown Author

If so many men, so many minds, certainly so many hearts, so many kinds of love. ~Leo Tolstoy

If love is great, and there are no greater things, then what I feel for you must be the greatest. Sometimes it's a form of love just to talk to somebody that you have nothing in common with and still be fascinated by their presence. ~David Byrne

Love is a game that two can play and both win. ~Eva Gabor

Poetry spills from the cracks of a broken heart, but flows from one which is loved. ~Christopher Paul Rubero

The heart has its reasons that reason knows nothing of. ~Blaise Pascal, Pensées, 1670

I'm so in love, every time I look at you my soul gets dizzy. ~Jaesse Tyler

We're all a little weird. And life is a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness - and call it love - true love. ~Robert Fulghum, True Love

Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart. ~Kay Knudsen

You learn to like someone when you find out what makes them laugh, but you can never truly love someone until you find out what makes them cry. ~Author Unknown

True love is when you put someone on a pedestal, and they fall - but you are there to catch them. ~Author Unknown

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well. ~Author Unknown

Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart. ~Author Unknown

I climbed up the door and opened the stairs,

Said my pajamas and put on my prayers,

Then I turned off the bed and crawled into the light

All because you kissed me goodnight!

~Author Unknown

If another girl steals your man, there’s no better revenge than letting her keep him. Real men can’t be stolen.

– Kid Cudi

Love me, and i will move mountains to make you happy. Hurt me, and i will drop those mountains on your head.

– Unknown

Cheating on a good person is like throwing away a diamond and picking up a rock.

– Unknown

How to please a woman?

Love her, die for her, take her to dinner, miss the

football for her, buy her jewellery, be interested in what she has to say..

How to please a man?

Show up naked, bring beer.

– Unknown

Don’t bring baggage from an ex relationship into your next relationship..unless you want it to be a short trip.

– Unknown

Boyfriend: Do you think my salary is sufficient for you?

Funny Girlfriend: It is sufficient for me, but how will you survive?

– Unknown

I heard you’re a player.

So, let’s play a game.

Let’s sweet talk. Let’s play fight.

Let’s talk 24/7.

Let’s tell each other good morning and good night every day.

Let’s take walks together.

Let’s give each other nicknames.

Let’s go on dates.

Let’s talk on the phone all night long.

Let’s hold each other.

– Unknown

I love being in the type of relationship where you’re totally comfortable around each other, and there’s no pressure to act a certain way, there’s no awkward moments, you can be weird and lazy when you’re together, make fun of each other, tickle each other and then just laugh it off like you’re best friends because you are.