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God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you're dead, you're made for life.

The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds the most discoveries, is not Eureka! (I found it!) but 'That's funny...ï¿½

Funny thing how you first meet the woman that you marry. I first met the wife in a tunnel of love. She was digging it.

Fake news executives are nicer than real news executives, though real news executives are funnier than fake news executives. They dont know theyre being funny.

I am sitting here looking at the most amazing person I have ever seen, smart, funny, caring, and absolutely stunning! Yes, I am looking in the mirror!

Treat me like a joke, watch me leave you like its funny

If you don't do anything stupid when you're young, you won't remember something funny when you're old...

It's funny how a hello is always accompanied with a goodbye. It's funny how good memories can make you cry, it's funny how forever never seems to last, it's funny how much you would lose if you forgot about your past, it's funny how friends can just leave when you're down, it's funny how when you need someone they never are around, it's funny how people change and think they're so much better, it's funny how some many lies are packed into one love letter, it's funny how one night can hold so much regret, it's funny how you can forgive but not forget, it's funny how ironic life turns out to be, but the funniest part of all, is that none of that is funny to me.

It's funny how you go through the year day by day but nothing changes, then when you look back, everything's different.

Life can be funny and serious. We either laugh over it or cry over it. But Life itself doesn't care about such reactions. It goes on.

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Weird people are funny. If you're just completely normal, you're boring. So I so much prefer weird people to boring people.

The word 'funny' is a bit like the word 'love' - we don't have enough words to describe the many varieties.

A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is one who hopes they are.

here's a funny thing about love, and it's called everything. Thankfully, some of our favorite comedians can relate, and we found the love quotes to prove it.

"You can't put a price tag on love. But if you could, I'd wait for it to go on sale." — Hussein Nishah

"I thought I was promiscuous, but it turns out I was just thorough." — Russell Brand

"I love being married. It's so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life." — Rita Rudner

"I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?" — Jean Illsley Clarke

"Love is telling someone their hair extensions are showing." — Natasha Leggero

. "My friends tell me I have an intimacy problem. But they don't really know me." — Garry Shandling

"Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in." — Richard Jeni

"If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?" — Lily Tomlin

"Being a good husband is like being a stand-up comic. You need 10 years before you can call yourself a beginner." — Jerry Seinfeld

"My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on." — Joan Rivers

"Obviously, if I was serious about having a relationship with someone long-term, the last people I would introduce him to would be my family." — Chelsea Handler

"Love is a lot like a backache, it doesn't show up on X-rays, but you know it's there." — George Burns

"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." .