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Tell me I'm clever, Tell me I'm kind, Tell me I'm talented, Tell me I'm cute, Tell me I'm sensitive, Graceful and wise, Tell me I'm perfect-- But tell me the truth.

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity.

You know it’s love when you want to keep holding hands even after you’re sweaty.

When a relationship goes flat, so does a couple of sets of car tires.

Whatever our situation today, we can turn to the Lord and find forgiveness to make a new start. His love never fails! No force is greater than the power of God's love.

Love is most beautiful gift to us by god. Love is everything. When we are in love, we forget everything. We can't imagine the life without love. If you are falling in love and looking for sweet quotes about falling in love , then you come to right place. In this page, I have collected some of the best Sweet love quotes. These very sweet love quotes can help you understand what is love and help you improve your relationship.

Sometimes, it’s not enough to just show that you love your man. Sometime, you have to express it with words. And if expressing your love with words is a difficult thing for you to do, you can try conveying your feelings through beautiful love quotes for him. Bring back the loving feeling with these good and deep love quotes for him.

Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you’re in.

Love is hiding who you are at all times. It’s wearing make-up to bed and going downstairs to Burger King to poop.

First love is a kind of vaccination which saves man from catching the complaint the second time.

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy

The first form of love is friendship based on social conventions where two people behave in accordance with the principle: "I for myself, you for yourself; we love each other, but we have no expectations of each other." This form of love is that of ordinary people, whose love relationships tend to be of this nature.

The second form of love is based on a more solid foundation, and those who live together usually experience this kind of love: "I for you, you for me; we love each other, having mutual expectations of each other." This form of love includes profound love as well as the love found within most families, involving emotional give and take on a more or less equal footing.

The third kind of love transcends all conventions based on mutual expectations, being founded on the following principle: "I am for you, you are for whoever you choose; I accept whatever you want without any expectations whatsoever."

The sufi's devotion to God and to the master of the Path exemplifies this latter form of love. This third kind of love is not based upon any constraints or conditions; the sufi who possesses this kind of love says with contentment and submission to God: "I am satisfied with whatever You want, without any expectations, and love You without any thought of reward."

You are not as bad as people say, you are much, much worse.

Now we know why some animals eat their own children.

Please, keep talking. I always yawn when I am interested.

Talk is cheap, but that's ok, so are you.

If we killed everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murderâ€¦it would be an apocalypse!

This is an excellent time for you to become a missing person.

I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

When I look into your eyes, I see straight through to the back of your head.

A sharp tongue does not mean you have a keen mind.

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you any worse advice.

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today.

Do you want me to accept you as you are, or do you want me to lie to myself and try to like you?

Don't let your mind wander, it's far too small to be let out on its own.

Don't thank me for insulting you, it was a pleasure.

Don't you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without you putting in so much effort to give us another?

He always finds himself lost in thought; it's unfamiliar territory.

I bet you get bullied a lot.