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Wednesday 23 April 2014

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(I’m lying in bed with my boyfriend, and he’s telling me about building a shelter for the night as part of a scout troup thing.)

Boyfriend: “… but maybe I shouldn’t have used that bark because I woke up with like 40 slugs all around. On the shelter, my sleeping bag, everything. I mean, if it had been you that crawled into my sleeping bag during the night it would have been great. I would have stayed there all day. But not the slugs. I like you more than 40 slugs.”

My girlfriend and I (also female) are having a playful competition over instant messaging as to who can give the nicest compliment. Note: I have quite small breasts.)

Me: “Your laugh is so cute.”

Girlfriend: “Thanks, love. Your everything is cute.”

Me: “Your face is so cute. I win.”

Girlfriend: “Nah, I win because I have you.”

Me: “I am the booby prize.” *looks down my top* “Although I’m not very booby, to be fair.”

(My friend is texting me while she’s with her boyfriend. They haven’t had sex yet, but she’s been telling me they’re getting close.)

Friend: “Yeah, we’re going for a walk now.”

Me: “Am I c**k-blocking?”

Friend: “Haha no. We’re just walking.”

Me: “Right. You two are going to have sex in the woods.”

Friend: “NO!”

Me: “Okay…”

(The conversation returns to normal for about five minutes before her texts start coming in a little funny.)

Me: “What did that say?”

Friend: “Sorry. Um… He started… Yeah… sorry. One second.”

Me: “You sure I’m not c***-blocking?”

Friend: “Ok, maybe a little.”

Me: “A little?”

Friend: “I’ll text you tomorrow…?”

Me: “Sounds good. BE SAFE!”

(The next day she texted me and told me they in fact had sex in the woods. She still hasn’t heard the end of it.)

(My boyfriend makes incredible coffee that I’m obsessed with. I won’t drink any other coffee anymore. He makes us mochas by making his coffee and pouring it onto an expensive brand of chocolate truffles. I taste it, and put it down.)

Boyfriend: “So do you like it?”

Me: “Put your mug down.”

Boyfriend: “What?”

Me: “Put it down.”

Boyfriend: *puts mug down*

Me: *take Boyfriend’s hand in mine* “Will you marry me?”

Today, I went to a restaurant for a friend's birthday. There were two very attractive waiters. They waited until I went to the toilet to sit down, talk to my friends and hit on them. They promptly left upon my return. Men avoid me.