Love Funny Quotes Jokes Images Pics Quotes fo Him PHoto SMS Wallpapers Pictures Meme : Love Funny Quotes Love Funny Quotes Jokes Images Pics Quotes Fo Him PHoto SMS Wallpapers Pictures Meme

Saturday, 19 April 2014

Love Funny Quotes Love Funny Quotes Jokes Images Pics Quotes Fo Him PHoto SMS Wallpapers Pictures Meme

Love Funny Quotes Biography

Source(Google.com.pk)

There is no psychology; there is only biography and autobiography.
You know when you've found it 'cause you feel it when they take it away." It's the way I miss you even before you leave. "Never in a million years did I think I'd find someone so utterly and completely perfect, someone who would make me happier than I ever dreamed I could be, someone that would touch my life so profoundly and just give me a whole new reason to breathe. But then I found you and realized that everything I anticipated you to be doesn't even compare to who you are." "No matter how far apart we are, you will always be in my heart" "Things that are easily acquired, obtained, or maintained, without any effort or sacrifice lack value...it's human nature." "Love together Or apart My love for you Lives in my heart And in this love Our souls entwine Forever together Yours and mine - Tiffanie Chalfant written for Darrel Stockett On a quiet night when I'm alone, I think of you until break of dawn I miss your face, I miss your smile I haven't seen it in a while I close my eyes so I can see The memories of you and me The love and laughs that we have shared And all the times that you have spared.

Breathes there a man with soul so dead, who never to his wife hath said, "Breakfast be damned, come back to bed." Anonymous

To fall in love is awfully simple, but to fall out of love is simply awful. Anonymous

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell. Joan Crawford

Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. Judith Viorst

If love is the answer, could you rephrase the questions? Lily Tomlin

Love is sharing your popcorn. Charles Schultz

Love doesn't drop on you unexpectedly; you have to give off signals, sort of like an amateur radio operator. Helen Gurley Brown

When a couple of young people strongly devoted to each other commence to eat onions, it is safe to pronounce them engaged. James Montgomery Bailey

There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and flattens the stomach. Barbara Hower

Gravitation can't be held responsible for people falling in love. Albert Einstein

A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.

Tim Allen

Teenagers don't know what love is. They have mixed-up ideas. They go for a drive and the boy runs out of gas and they smooch a little and the girl says she loves him. That isn't love. Love is when you are married twenty-five years, smooching in your living room and he runs out of gas and she says she still loves him. That's love.

When you're in love, it's the most glorious two-and-a-half days of your life.

Richard Lewis

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates

Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning a handspring or eating with chopsticks; it looks easy until you try it. Helen Rowland

Marriage is like pantyhose. It all depends on what you put into it. Phyllis Schlafly

Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.

Professor Irwin Corey

Marriage is like vitamins: we supplement each other's minimum daily requirements.

Kathy Mohnke

Marriage is not just spiritual communion and passionate embraces; marriage is also three-meals-a-day and remembering to carry out the trash. Joyce Brothers

Marriage is a lot like the army, everyone complains, but you'd be surprise at the large number that re-enlist. James Garner

What's the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary? Get married on his birthday. Cindy Garner

Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else. Jean Kerr

Women hope men will change after marriage, but they don't; men hope women won't change, but they do. Bettina Arndt

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband? About 30 pounds.

Cindy Garner

My wife, Mary, and I have been married for forty-seven years, and not once have we had an argument serious enough to consider divorce; murder, yes, but divorce, never. Jack Benny

A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it. Anonymous

A kiss is a rosy dot over the "I" of loving. Cerano de Bergerac

An arhaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets the more interested he is in her. Agatha Christie

People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy. Bob Hope

Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. Fran Lebowitz

A kiss without a mustache is like an egg without salt. Spanish Proverb

I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth! Chico Marx

I kissed my first girl and smoked my first cigarette on the same day. I haven't had time for tobacco since. Arturo Toscanini

Don't make love by the garden gate, love is blind but the neighbors ain't. Anonymous

I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?