Funny Love Puns Love Funny Quotes Jokes Images Pics Quotes fo Him PHoto SMS Wallpapers Pictures Meme

Funny Love Puns Biography 

Source(google.com.pk)
It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.

To some - marriage is a word ... to others - a sentence.

My wife tells me I'm a skeptic - but I don't believe a word she says.

Let's talk about rights and lefts. You're right so I left.

When the TV repairman got married the reception was excellent.

An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

My dog swallowed my engagement ring. I ended up with a diamond in the ruff.


What do you call a melon that's not allowed to get married? Can't elope.

To many girls the word 'marriage' has a nice ring to it.

With her marriage she got a new name and a dress.

When they bought a water bed, the couple started to drift apart.

Two florists got married. It was an arranged marriage.


Two nuclear technicians got married. She was radiant and he was glowing.

She was the apple of his eye and he liked to sit down be cider.

The Irish lass was disappointed with the engagement ring from her fiance because it was a sham rock.

He who hogs the sheets is usually very wrapped up in himself.


I have a high fidelity phone - it can only call my wife's number.


The two pianists had a good marriage. They always were in a chord.


Soon after Sam and Ella got married they experienced food poisoning.

Some men view marriage as a matter of wife and debt.

Love can be a touchy subject.

Two fonts, Arial and Calibri, were in the midst of a bad breakup. Calibri said, 'I'm sorry, you're personality is too bold.' Arial responded, 'You're just not my type...'
I support both of my wives very well. I think that's big o' me.
Pre-arranged marriages pre-pair people for the future.



When he gave his wife a necklace he got a chain reaction.


They argued about their vacation and finally stayed at the last resort.

A husband and wife argued over the weather, but it soon blew over.

When a psychic showed me the girl I'll marry, it was love at second sight.

His wife loved pottery making but for him it was just kiln time.


Two cannon balls got married and had BB's.

Two wrongs can make a riot.

Instead of engaging in my own hobbies, my wife has me constantly helping her in her garden. I guess you could say I am pistil whipped.


Too many little Digs sends a marriage to an early Grave.

I don't recommend dating bridge builders, they have truss issues.


They were a fastidious couple. She was fast, he was tedious.

The bridegroom got to the church when he was supposed to. He was at the rite place at the rite time.


I pricked my finger badly while trying to find a needle in my wife's sewing box. It was a crewel turn of events.


His wife asked him to remove a picture from over the fireplace. It was an off-the-wall remark.

A husband who thinks he is as solid as a rock may have a wife who wishes he was a little bolder.

A bartender's marriage was on the rocks so he took a cheap shot.

Love Funny Quotes Jokes Images Pics Quotes fo Him PHoto SMS Wallpapers Pictures Meme 

Love Funny Quotes Jokes Images Pics Quotes fo Him PHoto SMS Wallpapers Pictures Meme 

Love Funny Quotes Jokes Images Pics Quotes fo Him PHoto SMS Wallpapers Pictures Meme 

Love Funny Quotes Jokes Images Pics Quotes fo Him PHoto SMS Wallpapers Pictures Meme 

Love Funny Quotes Jokes Images Pics Quotes fo Him PHoto SMS Wallpapers Pictures Meme 

Love Funny Quotes Jokes Images Pics Quotes fo Him PHoto SMS Wallpapers Pictures Meme 

Love Funny Quotes Jokes Images Pics Quotes fo Him PHoto SMS Wallpapers Pictures Meme 

Love Funny Quotes Jokes Images Pics Quotes fo Him PHoto SMS Wallpapers Pictures Meme 

Love Funny Quotes Jokes Images Pics Quotes fo Him PHoto SMS Wallpapers Pictures Meme 

Love Funny Quotes Jokes Images Pics Quotes fo Him PHoto SMS Wallpapers Pictures Meme 

Love Funny Quotes Jokes Images Pics Quotes fo Him PHoto SMS Wallpapers Pictures Meme 

Love Funny Quotes Jokes Images Pics Quotes fo Him PHoto SMS Wallpapers Pictures Meme 

Funny Love Image Love Funny Quotes Jokes Images Pics Quotes fo Him PHoto SMS Wallpapers Pictures Meme

Funny Love Image Biography 

Source(google.com.pk)
 "Love, and a cough, cannot be hid."
George Herbert in Jacula Prudentum 1651

 "Love unlocks doors and opens windows that weren't even there before."
Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

. "Poetry spills from the cracks of a broken heart, but flows from one which is loved."
Christopher Paul Rubero

. "A man is not where he lives, but where he loves."
Latin Proverb

 "Tell me how many beads there are
In a silver chain
Of evening rain,
Unraveled from the tumbling main,
And threading the eye of a yellow star:
So many times do I love again."
Thomas Lovell Beddoes

 "The heart has its reasons that reason knows nothing of."
Blaize Pascal, Pensees, 1670

"True love stories never have endings."
Richard Bach

"Nobody has ever measured, even poets, how much a heart can hold."
Zelda Fitzgerald

 "Love is missing someone whenever you're apart, but somehow feeling warm inside because you're close in heart."
Kay Knudsen

 "Ah me! Love can not be cured by herbs."
Ovid

 "Soul meets soul on lovers' lips."
Percy Bysshe Shelley

"I need the starshine of your heavenly eyes,
After the day's great sun."
Charles Hanson Towne

"Love is the silent saying and saying of a single name."
Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

. "Love would never be a promise of a rose garden unless it is showered with light of faith, water of sincerity, and air of passion."
Unknown

 "Sometimes we make love with our eyes. Sometimes we make love with our hands.
Sometimes we make love with our bodies. Always we make love with our hearts."
Unknown

. "The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love."
Margaret Atwood

"You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face but in your heart as well."
Unknown

 "Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart."
Unknown

. "Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law."
Boethius, The Consolation of Philosophy

 "Candle light, moon light, star light,
The brightest glow is from love light."
Grey Livingston

. "A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it."
Frank A. Clark

 "Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly."
Rose Franken

"Love is like dew that falls on both nettles and lilies."
Swedish Proverb

 "I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you."
Pixie Foudre

. "How did it happen that their lips came together? How does it happen that birds sing, that snow melts, that the rose unfolds, that the dawn whitens behind the stark shapes of trees on the quivering summit of the hill? A kiss, an all was said."
Victor Hugo

. "It is astonishing how little one feels alone when one loves."
John Bulwer

. "Love is not singular except in syllable."
Marvin Taylor

 "They who meet on an April night are forever lost in love, if there's moonlight all about and there's no moon above."
E.Y. "Yip" Harburg and Fred Saidy, dialogue just before the song "Old Devil Moon" in the musical Finian's Rainbow

 "Love me and the world is mine."
David Reed

"Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired."
Robert Frost

 "Love is the poetry of the senses."
Honore de Balzac

"Come live in my heart and pay no rent."
Samuel Lover

. "True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked."
Erich Segal

. "Love is what you've been through with somebody."
James Thurber

 "Love is being stupid together."
Paul Valery

 "For twas not into my ear your whispered
But into my heart.
twas not my lips you kissed
But my soul."
Judy Garland

 "As soon go kindle fire with snow, as seek to quench the fire of love with words."
William Shakespeare

 "My heart to you is given;
Oh, do give yours to me;
We'll lock them up together,
And throw away the key."
Frederick Saunders

 "Love is the greatest refreshment in life."
Pablo Picasso

 "What the world really needs is more love and less paper work."
Pearl Bailey

 "Give me a kisse, and to that kisse a score;
Then to that twenty, adde a hundred more;
A thousand to that hundred; so kisse on,
To make that thousand up a million;
Treble that million, and when that is done,
Lets kiss afresh, as when we first begun."
Robert Herrick, "To Anthea (III)"

 "Falling in love is so hard on the knees."
Aerosmith

 "Love is a canvas furnished by Nature and embroidered by imagination."
Voltaire

 "The most beautiful view is the one I share with you."
Unknown

. "The mot important things are the hardest to say, because words diminish them."
Stephen King

 "My whole heart for my whole life."
French proverb on poesy rings

 "Like I've always said, love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun."
Armistead Maupin

. "Love is metaphysical gravity."
R. Buckminster Fuller

. "If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden."
Claudia Ghandi

. "Love is not love that alters when it alteration finds."
William Shakespeare

 "If I could reach up and hold a star for every time you've made me smile, the entire evening sky would be in the palm of my hand."
Unknown

 "A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous."
Ingrid Bergman

. "True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen."
La Rochefoucauld

 "I never knew how to worship until I knew how to love."
Henry Ward Beecher

 "Better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all."
Saint Augustine

. "Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight in the recognition."
Alexander Smith

 "Sympathy constitutes friendship; but in love there is a sort of antipathy, or opposing passion. Each strives to be the other, and both together make up one
whole."
Samuel Taylor Coleridge

"Very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love."
Stendhal

 "There is no remedy for love but to love more."
Thoreau

. "At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet."
Plato

Love Funny Quotes Jokes Images Pics Quotes fo Him PHoto SMS Wallpapers Pictures Meme 

Love Funny Quotes Jokes Images Pics Quotes fo Him PHoto SMS Wallpapers Pictures Meme 

Love Funny Quotes Jokes Images Pics Quotes fo Him PHoto SMS Wallpapers Pictures Meme 

Love Funny Quotes Jokes Images Pics Quotes fo Him PHoto SMS Wallpapers Pictures Meme 

Love Funny Quotes Jokes Images Pics Quotes fo Him PHoto SMS Wallpapers Pictures Meme 

Love Funny Quotes Jokes Images Pics Quotes fo Him PHoto SMS Wallpapers Pictures Meme 

Love Funny Quotes Jokes Images Pics Quotes fo Him PHoto SMS Wallpapers Pictures Meme 

Love Funny Quotes Jokes Images Pics Quotes fo Him PHoto SMS Wallpapers Pictures Meme 

Love Funny Quotes Jokes Images Pics Quotes fo Him PHoto SMS Wallpapers Pictures Meme 

Love Funny Quotes Jokes Images Pics Quotes fo Him PHoto SMS Wallpapers Pictures Meme 

Love Funny Quotes Jokes Images Pics Quotes fo Him PHoto SMS Wallpapers Pictures Meme 

Love Funny Quotes Jokes Images Pics Quotes fo Him PHoto SMS Wallpapers Pictures Meme 

Funny Ecards Love Funny Quotes Jokes Images Pics Quotes fo Him PHoto SMS Wallpapers Pictures Meme

Funny Ecards Biography

Source(google.com.pk)
I'm selfish, impatient and a little insecure. I make mistakes, I am out of control and at times hard to handle. But if you can't handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my best.” ― Marilyn Monroe

“You've gotta dance like there's nobody watching,
Love like you'll never be hurt,
Sing like there's nobody listening,
And live like it's heaven on earth.” - William W. Purkey

“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”― Mae West

“A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.”― Elbert Hubbard

“Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.”― Mahatma Gandhi

“I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.”― Maya Angelou

“To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.”― Ralph Waldo Emerson

“To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all.”― Oscar Wilde

“Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call it the present.”― Bil Keane

“That which does not kill us makes us stronger.”― Friedrich Nietzsche

God does not create a lock without its key & God does not give you problems without its solutions! TRUST HIM.

Life is too short to start your day with broken pieces of yesterday, it will definitely destroy your wonderful today and ruin your great tomorrow.
Romantic love is only one face of something that goes much deeper, higher and wider. The best love quotes and sayings serve to expand our minds and hearts on the grand topic of love. Immerse yourself in the following words: you will be better for it.

’It’s not age, sexuality, wealth, religion or culture that determines the success of your relationship. It is your willingness to discover what love means.’
~ Stephanie Dowrick, "The Almost-Perfect Marriage"

’Love is the reduction of the Universe to a single being.’
~ Victor Hugo, "quoted in Being in Balance"

’Who is our neighbour: the Samaritan? The outcast? The enemy? Yes, yes, of course. But it is also the whale, the dolphin, and the rain forest. Our neighbour is the entire community of life, the entire universe. We must love it all as ourself.’
~ Brian Patrick, "quoted in Earth Spirit"

’There is no difficulty that enough love will not conquer. There is no disease that enough love will not heal. No door that enough love will not open. No gulf that enough love will not bridge. No wall that enough love will not throw down. And no sin that enough love will not redeem. It makes no difference how deeply seated may be the trouble. How hopeless the outlook. How muddled the tangle. How great the mistake. A sufficient realization of love will dissolve it all. And if you could love enough you would be the happiest and most powerful person in the world.’
~ Emmett Fox, "quoted in The Power is Within You"

’Love is something we can choose, the same way we choose anger, or hate, or sadness. We can choose love. It’s always a choice within us. Let’s begin right now in this moment to choose love. It’s the most powerful healing force there is.’
~ Louise L. Hay, "The Power is Within You"

’He who comes to do good knocks at the gate; he who loves finds the gate open.’
~ Rabindranath Tagore, "quoted in Being in Balance"

’The roots of love sink down deep and strike out far, and they are arteries that feed our lives, so we must see that they get the water and sun they need so they can nourish us. And when you put something good into the world, something good comes back to you.’
~ Merle Shain, "Hearts that Broke Long Ago"

’Those that go searching for love only make manifest their own lovelessness, and the loveless never find love, only the loving find love, and they never have to seek for it.’
~ D.H. Lawrence, "quoted in Being in Balance"

’To love is to feel
To love is to accept all there is as it is
To love is to feel complete
To love is to know that nothing is missing,
For everything is a part of you -
There is no separation
Yet in spite of this, there is sadness in the heart of love
Because love forever yearns,
It forever ebbs and flows between pleasure and pain
Love is both empty and full
In love you get both laughter and tears
Love is the builder and the destroyer of our illusions
And beyond this…
Love is all there is.’
~ Toni Carmine Salerno, "Gaia: Body and Soul"

’My soul gave me good counsel, teaching me to love. Love was for me a delicate thread stretched between two adjacent pegs, but now it has been transformed into a halo, its first is its last, and its last is its first. It encompasses every being, slowly expanding to embrace all that ever will be.’
~ Jalil a-Din Rumi, "quoted in Love & Peace"

’There is nothing that will not reveal its secrets if you love it enough.’
~ George Washington Carver, "quoted in Love & Peace"

’For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of all our tasks, the ultimate, the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation.’
~ Rainer Maria Rilke, "quoted in Love & Peace"

Love Funny Quotes Jokes Images Pics Quotes fo Him PHoto SMS Wallpapers Pictures Meme 

Love Funny Quotes Jokes Images Pics Quotes fo Him PHoto SMS Wallpapers Pictures Meme 

Love Funny Quotes Jokes Images Pics Quotes fo Him PHoto SMS Wallpapers Pictures Meme 

Love Funny Quotes Jokes Images Pics Quotes fo Him PHoto SMS Wallpapers Pictures Meme 

Love Funny Quotes Jokes Images Pics Quotes fo Him PHoto SMS Wallpapers Pictures Meme 

Love Funny Quotes Jokes Images Pics Quotes fo Him PHoto SMS Wallpapers Pictures Meme 

Love Funny Quotes Jokes Images Pics Quotes fo Him PHoto SMS Wallpapers Pictures Meme 

Love Funny Quotes Jokes Images Pics Quotes fo Him PHoto SMS Wallpapers Pictures Meme 

Love Funny Quotes Jokes Images Pics Quotes fo Him PHoto SMS Wallpapers Pictures Meme 

Love Funny Quotes Jokes Images Pics Quotes fo Him PHoto SMS Wallpapers Pictures Meme 

Love Funny Quotes Jokes Images Pics Quotes fo Him PHoto SMS Wallpapers Pictures Meme 

Love Funny Quotes Jokes Images Pics Quotes fo Him PHoto SMS Wallpapers Pictures Meme 

Funny Definition Of Love Love Funny Quotes Jokes Images Pics Quotes fo Him PHoto SMS Wallpapers Pictures Meme

Funny Definition Of Love Biography

Source(google.com.pk)
  If you truly want a productive and purposeful relationship, companionship should not be your only goal! Post these love quotes for Instagram on your bio and do not forget to set goals that will improve your quality of living and work towards them together! Remember, the most productive relationships go beyond just looking at each other; they also look in the same direction towards their goals!
    Love is the eternal nature of any living being. It can neither be created nor can it be destroyed.
    It’s so sad how some people don't appreciate the true value of a relationship and what they had until it's gone! Remember this, if you under appreciated it, abuse it, misuse it, you will eventually lose it!
    True love is the most powerful force that has ever existed; many people have put their lives on the line for true love. Would you?
    Love can bring too much pain, but the happiness it gives, no one can ever tell.
    Never make a mistake by leaving someone you love for someone you admire.
    In a strong, healthy relationship, both partners encourage, support and motivate each other to go further in life and help each other pursue goals and dreams! Never consider spending a lifetime with someone who does the opposite!
    Stay in your place and I’ll stay on mine. Don't cross the line you don't see.
    It's not easy to take out things from the Heart.
    When someone shocks you be the way they mistreated you, talked about you, lied on you and for you, mishandled you, etc. shock them back by showing them how well you recover from it all!
    Life is a learning process, love is life. Open your eyes and see what life is made of.
    Although time passes I miss you every day because only true love is a sincere love.
    Just because you've been through a lot in past relationships, does not mean you should lower your standards and accept treatment less than what you are worth! Take yourself off the clearance rack!
    I know this is mean but I like seeing guys cry. It just shows how no matter how tough they think they are, they have a soft spot.
    Many relationships fail because of how some people communicate nowadays: arguments and serious conversations are talking about through texting and expressing feelings to each other have been replaced by status updates! That’s like trying to get online outside of your WiFi range; you won't have a solid connection!
    True love has no measurement that is why friendship is much different from a relationship.
    So true! If you can't be true to yourself, then how can others believe in you? Don't become what other people want you to be making them happy because then you will never be happy. Love yourself first, then those who truly love you for being you, will always be there & stand by you.
    First love mostly fails to everyone, and also teaches how to love, but the fact is after that, we want or we can’t love anyone else than our first love.
    When someone is genuinely supportive of your goals, dreams and purpose when you are in a relationship, they won't make you choose between them and your dreams! They will be right there by your side helping you and encouraging you to accomplish them!
    Let me be the first to say I love you, just in case no one told you yet.
    It’s nice to have something for your loved ones even if you don’t have for yourself, it's more than enough for you such material things if you make them happy. It feels good and it makes you also happier.
    Just because you are single does not mean you are lonely and just because you are in a relationship does not mean you are not lonely! Remember this; being with no one is way better than being with the wrong one!

If you are in an abusive relationship get as far away from that individual as possible! Domestic violence is not cool in any relationship! It does not matter if you are married or not, staying in an abusive relationship is dangerous! Yes, I do believe people can change if they really wanna change, but you don't have to stick around during that transition! Remember, you are not helpig them by going back; you are empowering them and giving them permission to do it again!

Love Funny Quotes Jokes Images Pics Quotes fo Him PHoto SMS Wallpapers Pictures Meme 

Love Funny Quotes Jokes Images Pics Quotes fo Him PHoto SMS Wallpapers Pictures Meme 

Love Funny Quotes Jokes Images Pics Quotes fo Him PHoto SMS Wallpapers Pictures Meme 

Love Funny Quotes Jokes Images Pics Quotes fo Him PHoto SMS Wallpapers Pictures Meme 

Love Funny Quotes Jokes Images Pics Quotes fo Him PHoto SMS Wallpapers Pictures Meme 

Love Funny Quotes Jokes Images Pics Quotes fo Him PHoto SMS Wallpapers Pictures Meme 

Love Funny Quotes Jokes Images Pics Quotes fo Him PHoto SMS Wallpapers Pictures Meme 

Love Funny Quotes Jokes Images Pics Quotes fo Him PHoto SMS Wallpapers Pictures Meme 

Love Funny Quotes Jokes Images Pics Quotes fo Him PHoto SMS Wallpapers Pictures Meme 

Love Funny Quotes Jokes Images Pics Quotes fo Him PHoto SMS Wallpapers Pictures Meme 

Love Funny Quotes Jokes Images Pics Quotes fo Him PHoto SMS Wallpapers Pictures Meme 

Love Funny Quotes Jokes Images Pics Quotes fo Him PHoto SMS Wallpapers Pictures Meme 

Funny Love Questions Love Funny Quotes Jokes Images Pics Quotes fo Him PHoto SMS Wallpapers Pictures Meme

Funny Love Questions Biography

Source(google.com.pk)

Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable. - Woody Allen

Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon. - Woody Allen

Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television. - Woody Allen

Life is just one damned thing after another. - Elbert Hubbard

Life is as tedious as a twice-told tale vexing the dull ear of a drowsy man. - William Shakespeare

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. - Will RogersDo paranoid schizophrenic agnostic dyslexic insomniacs lie awake at night wondering if they might be the dog that's out to get them?

Do communion wafers taste better in Corpus Christi, Texas, or in Sacramento, California?

Don't call us "gun nuts"! With a government like ours, we'd be nuts not to have guns!

Gold, Frankincense and Myrrh? Wouldn't Jesus have preferred Gold, Platinum and Silver?

Gun Exchange programs would work great if they gave you a gun when you handed in a criminal!

Have you ever noticed how nothing is impossible for those who don't have to do it?

Even if you manage to convince me that I am gay, I am NOT going to sleep with you.

Ever wonder why god-centered religions make a woman responsible for messing up the world?

Every time I walk into a singles bar I can hear Mom's wise words: "Don't pick that up, you don't know where it's been."

Everybody needs something to believe. I believe I'll have another cup of coffee!

Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.

How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

I'd tell you to go to Hell, but I work there and I don't want to have to see you everyday

I'm a Frisbeeterian - When I die, my soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there

I'm a right-wing, Republican, conservative Christian who thinks the spotted owl tastes like chicken.

I accidentally installed the deer whistles on my car backwards. Now everywhere I go, I'm chased by a herd of deer.

Did Joseph get upset when the Boy Jesus gave away his coin collection?

Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Hate me because your boyfriend thinks so.

Firefighting is like sex; size, equipment, and technique are all important.

Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards in high heels

Give the anarchists an inch, and the next thing you know, they want to be in charge!

God could create the universe in six days because he didn’t have to make it upward compatible.

God loves everyone, but probably prefers "fruits of the spirit" over "religious nuts!"

God must especially love Fundamentalist preachers, Paleoconservative Republicans and the mentally ill, since He is all they ever talk about

I consider conversations with people to be mind exorcizes. But I don't want to pull a muscle, so I stretch a lot. That's why I'm constantly either rolling my eyes or yawning.

-Jarod Kintz

Someday I want to write the Boston Marathon of run-on sentences. And since it'll be so long, I'll replace all the commas with the word Gatorade, to help push people through it.

-Jarod Kintz

A telemarketer called the other day and asked me for my name. I said "this is Pete." He replied "hi, Steve." I said "no, my name is Pete." He still didn't understand me so he asked me to spell my name. I said "no problem, P as in pneumonia, E as in Einstein, T as in tsunami, and E as in Europe."

-Pete Blankenhorn

Father Flannigan's Whiskey wants to remind you that wherever there are four Irish Catholics, there's always a fifth.

-Pete Blankenhorn

When a girl says she wants to be friends with benefits, I always ask if that includes dental insurance.

-Jarod Kintz

People come up to me and say, "Emo, do people really come up to you?"--Emo Phillips

Well, my brother says Hello. So, hooray for speech therapy.--Emo Phillips

I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy.--Emo Phillips

My girlfriend loves Sex In The City. Trouble is, I live in the country.

-Jarod Kintz

I was in a bar the other night, hopping from barstool to barstool, trying to get lucky -- but there wasn't any gum under any of them.--Emo Phillips

“Love is a fruit in season at all times, and within the reach of every hand.”

~ Mother Teresa (1910-1997), Roman Catholic missionary & humanitarian

Such delightfully charming cute love sayings that warm the heart:

“Love is a game that two can play and both win.”

~ Eva Gabor (1919-1995), Hungarian-born actress

“Love is a great beautifier.”

~ Louisa May Alcott (1832-1888), American novelist

Love is quotes highlight the illusive mystery of love:

“Love is a haunting melody that I have never mastered and fear I never will.”

~ William S. Burroughs (1914-1997), American novelist, essayist, critic & painter

Love is all truth, Lust full of forged lies.”

~ William Shakespeare (1564-1616), English poet & playwright, Spoken by Adonis in play Venus and Adonis (799-804)

“Love is all you need.”

~ Paul McCartney (1942-), English rock singer, musician, songwriter & producer

Another of my absolute favourite cute love sayings:

“Love is always open arms. If you close your arms about love you will find that you are left holding only yourself.”

~ Leo Buscaglia (1924-1998), professor & author

“Love is a many splendid thing. Love lifts us up where we belong. All you need is love!

~ Moulin Rouge, American movie (2001)

And some more exquisite cute love sayings:

“Love is a medicine for the sickness of the world; a prescription often given, too rarely taken.”

~ Karl Menninger (1893-1990), American psychiatrist

“Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.”

~ Peter Ustinov (1921-2004), British actor, writer & dramatist

“Love is an act of faith, and whoever is of little faith is also of little love.”

~ Erich Fromm (1900-1980), social psychologist, psychoanalyst & humanistic philosopher

This short love quote echos the truth found in The Bible that God is love:

“Love is an image of God, and not a lifeless image, but the living essence of the all divine nature which beams full of all goodness.”

~ Martin Luther (1483-1546), German monk, theologian, church reformer & father of Protestantism

“Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.”

~ Thomas Robert Dewar (1864-1930), Scottish whisky distiller

“Love is a portion of the soul itself, and it is of the same nature as the celestial breathing of the atmosphere of paradise.”

~ Victor Hugo (1802-1885); French poet, playwright, novelist, essayist, visual artist & human rights activist

And one of Shakespeare's more famous quotes about love:

“Love is a smoke, made with the fume of sighs,

Being purged, a fire sparkling in lovers’ eyes,

Being vexed, a sea nourished with loving tears.

What is it else? A madness most discreet,

A choking gall, and a preserving sweet.

Cute love sayings that make you feel like a child again:

“Love is a thing, well, it’s kind of like quicksand: The more you are in it, the deeper you sink. And when it hits you, you’ve just got to fall.”“Love is a wonderful thing. You never have to take it away from one person to give to another. There’s always more than enough to go around.”“Love is a wonderful thing. You never have to take it away from one person to give to another. There’s always more than enough to go around.”“Love is a wonderful thing. You never have to take it away from one person to give to another. There’s always more than enough to go around.”Love is everything. It is the key to life, and its influences are those that move the world.”

~ Ralph Waldo Trine (dates unknown), poet

Oh how much richer and more exquisite is life when we love and are loved:

“Love is just a word until someone comes along and gives it meaning.”

~ Unknown Author

 

Love Funny Quotes Jokes Images Pics Quotes fo Him PHoto SMS Wallpapers Pictures Meme 

Love Funny Quotes Jokes Images Pics Quotes fo Him PHoto SMS Wallpapers Pictures Meme 

Love Funny Quotes Jokes Images Pics Quotes fo Him PHoto SMS Wallpapers Pictures Meme 

Love Funny Quotes Jokes Images Pics Quotes fo Him PHoto SMS Wallpapers Pictures Meme 

Love Funny Quotes Jokes Images Pics Quotes fo Him PHoto SMS Wallpapers Pictures Meme 

Love Funny Quotes Jokes Images Pics Quotes fo Him PHoto SMS Wallpapers Pictures Meme 

Love Funny Quotes Jokes Images Pics Quotes fo Him PHoto SMS Wallpapers Pictures Meme 

Love Funny Quotes Jokes Images Pics Quotes fo Him PHoto SMS Wallpapers Pictures Meme 

Love Funny Quotes Jokes Images Pics Quotes fo Him PHoto SMS Wallpapers Pictures Meme 

Love Funny Quotes Jokes Images Pics Quotes fo Him PHoto SMS Wallpapers Pictures Meme 

Love Funny Quotes Jokes Images Pics Quotes fo Him PHoto SMS Wallpapers Pictures Meme 

Love Funny Quotes Jokes Images Pics Quotes fo Him PHoto SMS Wallpapers Pictures Meme